I met her incognito in September;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
A Klingon said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.