I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I promised her I'd live off her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show";
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.